Officer Jim, the traffic reporter at WDBO and all-round-good-guy told a story one morning on the radio. Seems he had developed a slice in his drive and ended up breaking the windshield of a car that just happened to be minding its own business. The owner of the car approached a couple minutes later all in a huff, cussing and stomping around and demanding to know who had done this to his beautiful, mint condition 1989 Buick Skylark. Officer Jim spoke up and admitted he was the perp. It could have ended there with a handshake and a gesture to make good on the damages, but when the man started calling names and cussing him out, it understandably got Jim’s ire up. The man demanded to know what had happened so Jim told him, “I hit a terrible slice, and the ball went smack into your windshield”. After a bit more cussing the man demanded to know what Jim was going to do about it. Officer Jim, with a straight face said “well, if I turn my right wrist, and take my club away slower it should straighten it right out”
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